Did I scarededly-dare you? Grampa : [gasping, clutching his heart] Ah Bart : Nice try, Mr. Flanders, but I've got a story so scary, you'll wet your pants. Grampa : Too late. Maybe you should eat more vegetables and less people.
King Homer : Uh-huh. Grampa : [after Homer botches his story] Homer! I've coughed up scarier stuff than that! Bart : Grampa, why don't you tell us a story? You've led an interesting life. Grampa : But I have seen a lot of movies Homer : Do you sell toys? Shopkeeper : We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread Marge : Anybody know a ghost story? Lisa : I do! It's a story of a boy and his doll. Homer : That's not so scary. Lisa : A doll, from Hell.
Homer : I'm gonna go to the store. Bart Simpson : Hey Homer, where's your present? Homer Simpson : D'ohh! I mean D'ohhn't worry son, I forgot to get you a present. But I swear on my father's grave Grampa : Hey! Homer : [comes down the stairs in a toga] Behold mighty Caesar! Homer : in all his glory! Homer : Do'h! Sign In. Showing all 26 items. Jump to: Photos 4 Quotes Create a list ».
The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror. The Perfect Simpsons, Vol. The museum's award-winning exhibit is "Darkened Waters," an emotional look at the Exxon oil spill. Outside is the Forest Ecology Trail, where paths wind through the trees and past small exhibits.
Located appropriately near the bustling Small Boat Harbor on the Homer Spit is the Seafarer's Memorial, a solemn and touching monument dedicated to the locals who have been lost at sea.
Kachemak Bay is home to an abundance of marine wildlife and charter boat operators can help visitors view the largest species; whales. The cruises often last six hours or more with passengers searching for humpbacks, orcas, minkes, finbacks and gray whales in Kachemak Bay and Kennedy Entrance. Surrounded by ocean, visitors can catch their own or sample a selection of local seafood at shoreside restaurants.
The narrow strip of land jutting out into Kachemak Bay has plenty of shops to explore and places to stay. Escape to the transformative natural beauty of Alaska. Get the inside scoop with our official State of Alaska Vacation Guide. This website uses cookies to analyze traffic and customize content on this site. By clicking OK and using this website, you are agreeing to our privacy policy regarding the use of cookies.
About Homer Downtown Homer is strung along Pioneer Avenue on a sloping hill between high bluffs to the north and Kachemak Bay to the south. Homer Spit The Homer Spit, a 4. Kachemak Bay State Park On the other side of the bay from Homer is Kachemak Bay State Park , a ,acre paradise of glaciers, mountains, protected coves for paddling, and an extensive trail system to explore on foot. Fishing With more than two dozen charter captains working out of the Spit, fishing is one of Homer's most popular activities, with the most sought-after species being halibut.
Flightseeing The easiest way to see the spectacular mountains and glaciers of Kachemak Bay State Park is to head to the Homer Airport and book a flightseeing tour with a charter air service. Museums and Cultural Centers The Pratt Museum is Homer's outstanding cultural center, filled with local art and Alaska Native artifacts as well as interactive displays on the area's wildlife.
Thanks to its across-Cook-Inlet location, Homer is a major departure point for bear-watching trips to Katmai National Park and Preserve. During the summer air taxi companies offer flightseeing trips so passengers can witness bears feeding on spawning salmon or strolling along the Katmai's wilderness coastline. During the Kachemak Bay Shorebird Festival more than , shorebirds arrive at Mud Bay in early May, making it the largest bird migration site along the Alaskan road system, and that in turn attracts hundreds of birders to the four-day festival.
During Early May the tidal flats around Homer become the staging area for species of birds, including more than 20 species of shorebirds. Even a tour of Katmai National Park and Preserve can be arranged. Spanning five months, the Homer Jackpot Halibut Derby begins in May and often ends with the winning angler weighing in a to pound halibut. Tickets can be purchased for the event and a list of the leading fish viewed at the Halibut Derby Office located in the Small Boat Harbor on the Spit. Kayaks can be carried across the bay and dropped-off with a water taxi operator or rented from an outfitter that maintains a supply of boats within the state park.
Your Alaska Photos - TravelAlaska. Explore More. Spot bears and birds. What do they got there? Carl : Apes. But they're not so big. Marge : My name is Marge Bouvier. I'm here about your ad. Must like monkeys.
Non-smoker preferred. Burns : Well, you'd be a welcome change of pace from the rest of these crude and uncouth sailors.
Sailors: Arr Arrr Arr Mr. Burns: What do you think, Smithers? Smithers: I think women and sea men don't mix. Burns: We know what you think. Reporter : What kind of show you got for us, Mr. Burns : Well, the ape's going to stand around for 3 hours or so. Then we'll close with the ethnic comedy of Duggan and Dirschwitz.
Reporter : Sensational! Lenny : Hey Homer, cut it out! Come on! Quit eatin' me! Burns : Ladies and gentlemen! In his native land he was a King! But he comes before you in chains for your own amusement! Presenting Homer! The Eighth Wonder of the World! Barney : Hey monkey, want a peanut? Dial "Z" for Zombies [the Simpsons head to the library to stop the spawn of zombies; they head out to the family sedan to get there] Ned Flanders : [incarnated into a zombie] Hey, Simpson.
I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear!? Homer : [confused] He was a zombie? Homer : Spare my family. Take me!
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